Act 1

Question 1

(end of the day i got expelled)

Answer 1

hey mom. how was your day? mine was okay. we went on this field trip, i got expelled, i saw some super x-rated art, museums are crazy-

Question 2

(sally) the headmaster called me.

Answer 2

about the art?

Question 3

(sally) about the field trip.

Answer 3

are you mad?

Question 4

(sally)well, im not happy. what happend, percy?

Answer 4

so first the math teacher turned into a demon, and then i had this sword-

Question 5

(sally) you know what, it doesn’t matter. we’ll find another school. again.

Answer 5

im not a bad kid on purpose.

Question 6

(sally) oh baby, i know. how would you like to take a trip? just the two of us.

Answer 6

is that ok with “smelly gabe”?

Question 7

(gabe) who’s gonna cook for me? who’s gonna clean?

Answer 7

my mom’s not your servant.

Question 8

(gabe) lucky for him. bean. dip.

Answer 8

aw man, has that guy ever heard of showers? Mom… you don’t have to put up with him like that.

Question 9

(sally) its complicated, percy.

Answer 9

you always say that. why?

Question 10

(end of strong)

Answer 10

so what is this place? are you sending me to summer school?

Question 11

(sally) more like summer camp. it’s just over that hill, past that pine tree. i thought i’d be enough to protect you. but you deserve the truth.

Answer 11

you’re acting like i’m never going to see you again. if it’s just a summer camp…

Question 12

(grover) baaah!

Answer 12

oh look, a goat. hey little guy-

Question 13

(grover) paaaa-ercy!

Answer 13

AAAAH! grover? what are you doing here? …and what happend to your legs?

Question 14

(sally) what happend on the field trip?

Answer 14

you said it didn’t matter!

Question 15

(grover) he met a fury.

Answer 15

YOU’RE all furry! what happened to your legs?

Question 16

(grover) im a satyr! im half-goat?

Answer 16

and you couldn’t have mentioned this sooner?

Question 17

(sally) oh no.

Answer 17

what’s a minotaur?

Question 18

(grover) half-bull.

Answer 18

like you?

Question 19

(grover) im half-goat!

Answer 19

Well, im sorry if this is a lot to take in right now!

Question 20

(sally) boys! Grover you need to get percy to the border.

Answer 20

what about you?

Question 21

(annabeth) you drool when you sleep.

Answer 21

wait, what? where am i?

Question 22

(annabeth) …and i gave you ambrosia. it heals almost any injury. unless i gave you too much and it kills you.

Answer 22

where is grover? i had this dream, he was a goat, there was a bull, and my mom - wheres my mom?

Question 23

(mr. brunner) you’ll get used to mr. D. he can be a bit… well. he hates children.

Answer 23

i thought you were a latin teacher.

Question 24

(mr. brunner/ chiron) more like ancient greek. my true name is chiron. and my real job is training demi-gods. half-bloods… like you.

Answer 24

so everythign that crazy guy said is true.

Question 25

(chiron) do you think the greek gods stopped existing just because people stopped believing in them? they're all around us. and so are their children.

Answer 25

but im not... i mean, this has to be a mistake. let me talk to my mom, she'll clear this up... where is my mom?

Question 26

(chiron) grover said she fought bravely. but a mortal woman, against a minotaur...

Answer 26

it wasn't a dream. she's really gone.

Question 27

(clarisse) CAPTURE THE FLAG!

Answer 27

what's going on? and are you ever going to wear pants again?

Question 28

(luke) you're going to need this.

Answer 28

it's a sword.

Question 29

(luke) haven't you played capture the flag before?

Answer 29

not with swords.

Question 30

(annabeth) it's not a lightsaber.

Answer 30

you're my dream girl! i mean... the girl i saw... when i was dreaming...

Question 31

(luke) ...and each cabin has certain... gifts. I figure, if we find what you're good at, maybe that'll give us a clue about your dad.

Answer 31

I don't have any gifts.

Question 32

(annabeth) you have ADHD, right? Dyslexia too?

Answer 32

yeah, but-

Question 33

(annabeth) ...and the ADHD - you're impulsive, you can't sit still in class. those are your battlefield reflexes.

Answer 33

so. who's your dad?

Question 34

(annabeth) he's a history professor.

Answer 34

he's human? but i thought...

Question 35

(annabeth) my mom is athena. goddess of wisdom. sexist much?

Answer 35

No! i mean, i love girls! i mean... i think they're really... nice!

Question 36

(annabeth) capture the flag isn't about being nice. it's about proving to the gods that we're tough, powerful and victorious in battle!

Answer 36

she's kind of intense.

Question 37

(grover) you should see the captain of the other team.

Answer 37

who's the captain of the other team?

Question 38

(clarisse) I am.

Answer 38

Ahh!

Question 39

(clarisse) what's that noice?

Answer 39

it's not me. it's - THE TOILET!!!

Question 40

(grover) whoa, what happend here?

Answer 40

I... had... an... accident?

Question 41

(annabeth) not bad for your first day.

Answer 41

you set me up.

Question 42

(annabeth) I don't know what you're talking about.

Answer 42

you told me to hide in the bathroom. you knew clarisse would go after me. i was part of your plan!

Question 43

(annabeth) you mean distracting are's best warrior so i could capture their flag? smart plan.

Answer 43

she could've killed me!

Question 44

(annabeth) the plan would've worked either way.

Answer 44

I thought athena was all about books! and reading!

Question 45

(annabeth) ...look, i needed that win. i need to prove to my mom i'm a champion, so i can get a quest.

Answer 45

a quest?

Question 46

(annabeth) ...no one will be talking about my victory tonight. they'll be too busy talking about yours. how'd you drench clarisse the beast anyway?

Answer 46

i don't know, it was like the water in the toilet just responded to me...

Question 47

(annabeth) i really hope that doesn't mean what i think it means...

Answer 47

what? what does what mean?

Question 48

(luke) go on. make your offering.

Answer 48

to my dad. whoever he is!

Question 49

(luke) check it out! the stars!

Answer 49

what's going on?

Question 50

(luke) i told you, sometimes the gods send a sign.

Answer 50

is that a... fork?

Question 51

(chiron) ...all hail perseus jackson, son of the sea god - poseidon.

Answer 51

my dad's poseidon? oh sweet!

Question 52

(mr. d) ...hear that thunder? zeus knows we've got him and he ain't happy!

Answer 52

wait, ZEUS? like, the king of the gods? i don't understand why is he mad at me?

Question 53

(mr. d) ...no sons of hades or daughters of zeus? the big three gods aren't supposed to have kids!

Answer 53

the big three?

Question 54

(chiron) krono's most powerful sons. zeus, hades...

Answer 54

...and poseidon.

Question 55

(mr. d) ...hekatonkheires to pat you down. he's called the hundred-handed one so, y'know, THAT won't be fun.

Answer 55

stash what?

Question 56

(mr. d) ...and im also the god of drama so i can tell you: he's not. but as long as zeus thinks he stole it, we're all gonna suffer. so: we're all agreed. one dolphin coming right up -

Answer 56

Braccas meas vescimini! ... did i just speak latin?

Question 57

( mr. d) you told me to eat my pants. he's got more fire than i thought.

Answer 57

wait. what does zeus think i stole?

Question 58

(chiron) his lightning.

Answer 58

His lightning... sorry. his lightning?!

Question 59

(mr. d) ...another god can't touch it. a mortal would be incinerated. gee, i wonder who that leaves? a half-blood!

Answer 59

I didn't take anything!

Question 60

(chiron) ...but zeus is the "guilty until proven innocent" type of god, and your exsistence alone is suspicious.

Answer 60

so what happens to me now?

Question 61

(chiron) but it could be dangerous. you must go to the attic. speak to our mummy.

Answer 61

when you say "mummy"... that's like old person for "mom" right?

Question 62

(enter attic)

Answer 62

is anyone up here? hello?

Question 63

(echoes) hello... hello... hello...

Answer 63

just an echo. guess no one's here after- AAAAAH!!

Question 64

(oracle) ...approach, and face your destiny.

Answer 64

I have a destiny?

Question 65

(luke) it's got to mean hades, right?

Answer 65

why hades?

Question 66

(grover) the underworld is in Los Angeles.

Answer 66

Actually, im not surprised.

Question 67

(chiron) ...stolen the bolt ot incite a war between zeus and poseidon, we have to stop him. and im afraid by "we"... i mean you.

Answer 67

what?

Question 68

(luke) ...your dad needs a hero to clear his name. this quest could be the whole reason he claimed you.

Answer 68

you mean because he needs me? where was he when i got kicked out of school? or when we couldn't pay the rent? or when my mom... forget it. im staying here.

Question 69

(chiron) I'm afraid that's not an option.

Answer 69

what?

Question 70

(chiron) ...as long as you're here, zeus will punish the entire camp. which means...

Answer 70

you're going to expel me. again.

Question 71

(luke) ...when you're the son of poseidon and you want to be alone... don't go to the lake. first place they'll look. don't worry. i won't tell chiron you're here.

Answer 71

look at the waves. it's like the sea and the sky are fighting.

Question 72

(luke) ...that's when i realized: the gods don't care about us, or if we get hurt. i get it. if it were my dad, i wouldn't go either.

Answer 72

it's not just that. the oracle said i'd be betrayed by a friend. that even if i found the bolt, i'd fail.

Question 73

(luke) ...and i'm not gonna say you owe your dad anything because you don't. but what about your mom?

Answer 73

my mom's gone.

Question 74

(luke) from this world. but if she'd anywhere... she'd be in...

Answer 74

...the underworld.