You’re 6’11’, and you weigh 90 pounds, Gumby has a better body than you
Jim
You’re a kiss ass
Dwight
You failed art school
Pam
You slept with so many guys you’re starting to look like one
Meredith
I can’t decide between a fat joke and a dumb joke
Kevin
Your teeth called, and your breath stinks
Creed
There you are, I didn’t see you behind that grain of rice
Angela
You crush your wife during sex and your heart sucks
Stanley
You’re gay
Oscar
Cornell called, and they think you suck! And you’re gayer than Oscar
Andy