Comzie!
Choto bylo choto Mr. Fiddle skrpka?
In this nowheresville of a town. What a Spaz.
Da. Pochemu by tam sovetskiy shpion v nowheresville?
I would hold hands with him under a shady tree.
Net! Poshel Stanley Tucci! Vy budete Donna k tantsu. Davay!
I will just fuzzy up with Staci Grappelli.
Perestan’te byt’ kisku I rasskazat yey, kak by sebya chuvstvuyete.
(Snap fingers. Donna comes on stage)
Tantsu sebya chuvete.
It’s all thanks to Comzie.
Vy khotite sdelat zhe samoye dlya menya.
Looks like all you kids are 3 seconds, no 4 seconds late!
Pokhozhe, vash stil’ cherez neskol ko let pozdno
You are the definition of cool.
Daaaa!
Class starts in 5 minutes. Don’t be late!
Daaa!