Jokes

Question 1

You know how i know the whole Jesus rising from the dead thing was fake?!!

Answer 1

it’s right in the name! If it were true it wouldn’t have been called the cruciFICTION it would have been the cruciFACT!

Question 2

i have the world’s worst thesaurus not only is it terrible it’s terrible.

Answer 2

what’s brown and sticky.

a stick

Question 3

where does the general keep his armies?

Answer 3

in his sleevies

Question 4

what’s blue and smells like red paint?

Answer 4

blue paint

Question 5

why did the miner fall down the well

Answer 5

he couldn’t see that well

Question 6

why does the trans-man only eat salads?

Answer 6

because they were a her before (herbivore)

Question 7

in the phone, They said u sound like an owl …

Answer 7

whooooo, whooooo did

Question 8

my alphabet only has 25 letters.

Answer 8

I don’t know Y

Question 9

new york state and Minnesota state are opposites

Answer 9

because new york is where the big apple is and minnesota is where the Minneapolis

Question 10

what is blue and not very heavy

Answer 10

light blue