How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Kick his sister in the jaw
What’s the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
The hooker can wash her crack and sell it again
What should yu do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
Slow down and possibly use lubricant
What does the Florida state football team and the Florida state cheerleaders have in common?
They both suck for 4 quarters
What does a 75 year old women have between her breast that a 25 yr old doesn’t?
Her navel
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
You didn’t hold the pillow down long enough
What does a good bar and good women have in comment?
Liquor in the front, poker in the back