One Liners

Question 0

Remember its not how high are you?

Answer 0

It’s Hi how are you?

Question 1

Fighting for peace,

Answer 1

Is like screwing for virginity.

Question 2

I’ve decided that in order to raise my grades,

Answer 2

I must lower my standards.

Question 3

I don’t have a fear if heights.

Answer 3

I do, however, have a fear if falling from heights.

Question 4

I let my mind wander,

Answer 4

and it never came back.

Question 5

Behind every successful man

Answer 5

Is a surprised woman.

Question 6

She’s like an old shoe.

Answer 6

Everything is worn out but the tongue.

Question 7

If you shouldn’t drink and drive,

Answer 7

Why do bars have parking lots?

Question 8

Nude show:

Answer 8

How does a nude show have a dress rehearsal?

Question 9

Hollywood marriages:

Answer 9

In Hollywood, a marriage is successful if it outlasts milk.