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Question 1

(OMINOUS RUMBLE)

Answer 1

What in the chicken-fried tarnation was that?

Question 2

SPONGEBOB: I dunno, but I kinda liked it!

Answer 2

‘Scuse me SpongeBob, I’m gonna power up the ‘ol size-o-mograph.

Question 3

SPONGEBOB: But it’s our horrible place… with the best abject misery there is! They’ll see: everything’s under control. Right?

Answer 3

That volcano is gonna erupt, as sure as a rhinestone cowboy will be at a disco rodeo. And it’s gonna happen at sundown— tomorrow!!

Question 4

SPONGEBOB: Okay Sandy, but —

Answer 4

I’m as serious as a guacamole shortage at a taco party. The science is clear. At sundown tomorrow, a cataclysmic eruption will completely destroy Bikini Bottom. The end is nigh.