Scene 7

Question 1

(Mr Wormwood enters talking on the phone, a mechanic follows.)

Answer 1

Yes sir, completely different cars, sir. Green hair? Yeah it was um, national green hair day, a celebration of all wonderful green things in the world, like…lettuce and….snot. Tommorow at one? Absolutely sir. Bye bye sir.

Question 2

(hangs up, to the mechanic)

Answer 2

Now that is how you do…

Question 3

(tries to remove hat, hat is stuck, tries again more frantically. panics, yanking the hat, be

Answer 3

I’m gonna leave this on. Looks like rain.