“And I’m Daphne” Daphne
“And I’m Fred! And we’re also here!”
“Shaggy, we told you not to bring that stuffed dog” Daphne
“Yeah Shaggy. It’s really weird”
“Can you pull it together? None of us are proud of what you did. But we can’t tell anybody about it. Ever!” Velma
“Proud?1 Velma, we could all go to jail.”
“But I’m, like bad at secrets! Oh man, Scoob! What are we going to do?!”Shaggy
“Would you stop talking to that dog! It can’t talk back!”
“Okay, man. I did it! Scoobs and I did the deed, so just let my friends go! Zoinks!”
“Shaggy! No!/ What are you doing!/ You’re so weak” Daphne, Fred, Velma.
“Okay. Okay! Settle down. But then what happened? When did you poison Madam Doyle?” Detective Christie.
“Poison?”
“Well if it wasn’t you, then who was it?!?” Detective Christie
“Oh! I know who could’ve done it!”
“Are you thinking about The Case of the Haunted Merry- Go- Round that Wasn’t So Merry?” Daphne
“You know I am, Daph!”
“Wait. Are you sure you two should be… sharing theories? That’s not really your strong suit. You two better at… uh… well you’re better at” Velma
“At what? We’re part of this group too, Velma! I’m more then just a preppy collage kid who wears an handkerchief in my collared shirt for no reason! I’m a vital part of this team!”
“And I’m more than just a pretty redhead who’s always wearing a purple skirt, even when it’s snowing! I have a ideas! And… and feelings! And other stuff!” Daphne
“Oooh, Daph. Think we should do a monologue about our feelings”
“Great idea! You do a monologue,I’ll do an interpretive dance! And then we’ll solve the case.” Daphne
“It was a cold winter morning. But my hair still looked great. And-
“Oh! What about Batman? Like, he totally wears a mask! And in every case we solve, the secret villain is always wearing a mask!”
“Yeah! / Batman!/ It’s always a mask!” Everyone
(Ending two) “It’s true. She had blackmailed us as well. Videos. Pictures. Things that could never see the light of day.” Velma
(Ending two) “And that’s why we got in touch with our co- conspirator. Isn’t that right, Batman.
(Ending Three) “I just want to go to bed!” Joe (And everyone is screaming and pointing)
(Ending Three) “I HAVE SOMETHING I WANT TO SAY!”
(Ending Three) “Hey, Fred, man. Are you like… okay?” Shaggy.
“No, Shaggy! Im not okay! Because while everyone is going around, pointing fingers and making accusations, no one’s listening to the fact that Daphne and I know who the killer is! We! Know!”
“Okay, just… please stop. If you have an idea, tell us. But don’t attempt another monologue” Detective Kane
“Fine! Our theory is that… it has to be a person wearing a mask!”
“Sorry to interrupt. I know we’re not technically detectives but… everyone knows that Bruce Wayne is Batman. Like… everyone knows that. “ Fan 3
“Yeah, we all know it. / Everyone knows that Batman is Bruce Wayne.”
“For the insurance money! As you know, im riddled with dept! But im also very well insured. So faking my own death was the only answer to my problems. All I needed was a body to trow off the balconey then.. voila! I was home free” Madame Doyle
“Well, not today. Because the only home you’ll be seeing… is jail!”
