I’m just an ornery sort of cuss, I’m not so very neat
I seldom wash my hands and face, I never wash my feet
My collars and cuffs are never clean, I seldom shine my shoes
But you’ll always find me ready to fight for dear old Sigma Nu!
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Chorus
Who am I sir, fraternity man am I!
A Sigma Nu sir, I will be till I die
Hi rickety whoop di do
What's the matter with Sigma Nu
Hullaballoo teraganoo
Together with Sigma Nu
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The Sigma Nu’s they love to live and but when it comes to die
You’ll never hear them moan or groan, you’ll never hear them sigh
They'll walk right up the pearly gates, you bet your life they do
For at the gate they meet Saint Pete and he’s a Sigma Nu!
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Chorus
Who am I sir, a fraternity man am I!
A Sigma Nu sir, I will be till I die
Hi rickety whoop de do
What's the matter with Sigma Nu
Hullaballoo teraganoo
Together with Sigma Nu!
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And if perchance you wander from your straight and narrow path
And if you flunk your morals like you used to flunk your math
Well don’t be discontented when you hear the funeral knell
FOR WE’VE AN ALUMNI CHAPTER IN THE VERY DEPTHS OF HELL!
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Chorus
Who am I sir, fraternity man am I!
A Sigma Nu sir, I will be till I die
Hi rickety whoop di do
What's the matter with Sigma Nu
Hullaballoo teraganoo
Together with Sigma Nu, HEY!
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