Give a couple functions of skin? It is composed of what? Epidermis is comprised of … and has what? List contents of the dermis
Atopic (eczematous) dermatitis is what? Could be caused by what?
Edgar Allen POE has been FLEXING HIS ELBOW to touch his FACE a lot recently, and he VEnts a lot now. Maybe he’s befuddled by what the FIRST letter of the ALPHABET is!!!
Contact dermatitis: what’s involved? how is it caused? treat?
Edgar Allen POE continues to VEnt and now he’s annoyed with poison ivy, his WATCH, and he’s IRRITATED that his son uses DRUGS. I would say get rid of his WATCH and also give him some glucocorticoids.
Acne Vulgaris
Carlos Nancilla Pimps (comedones, nodules, pustules);
Sebum, keratin, follicle blockage = comedones;
P. acnes, lipases, FA’s = nodules, pustules;
BP: for Bacteria (antimicrobial)
Vit A to reduce KERATIN
Psoriasis: involves, causes, labs, treatment
I’m PLAGUED from trying to catch SILVER tuna and SALMON and now my ELBOW and HEAD hurt. Took a toll on my NAILS too.
Has LACey recovered from her punch and checked out Auspitz’s AWESOME Munro Parakeet Collection? It’s NEUTROPHILIC!! Corticosteroids, UV light, immune-modulating
Licen planus: involves, histo, causes
Wicki in Germany was telling me about the SIX P’S since he OWEd me information. As he was talking I saw his SAW-TOOTH. I hope he doesn’t have chronic Hep C!!!
Pemphigus vulgaris: what’s involved and the cause; presentation?
It’s VULGAR when someone breaks one’s BASE from beneath them. Maybe I’m just TOO SENSITIVE, but they get up and their SKIN and MOUTH are bloodied thanks to that BULLY. Now you might as well make a TOMBSTONE for those kids, thanks to fucking NIKOLSKY. Oh well, I’m Going to Go FISHING.
Bullous pemphigoid: involves, caused by, presentation, lab
On the SUBWAY, I saw this guy hit an OLD MAN with ONE LEG AND ONE ARM. He got up and SEEMED to be MILD. His mouth wasn’t even bleeding, and he was able to still walk in a STRAIGHT LINE.
Dermatitis herpetiformis: involves, presentation, association
That guy was ITCHING for some sex, so he BULLIED her into licking his Ass and sticking his FINGER TIPS into her mouth. Hope she doesn’t also have Celiac!!!
Erythema multiforme: involves, associations, special form
In the ME, they get HYPERSENS to women cheating so they BULLY them and TARGET them for stoning. The woman could end up with HERPES, while the men might get really MMAD.
Stevens Johnson is in the Front Office for Eastern Michigan. He wants to move to the big TEN, and it BURNS him inside right now that he can’t do it, so he’ll start SNORTING COCAINE.
Seborrheic keratosis: what is it, presentation, other signs?
Dino at the pool is PLAGUED with issues in his ARM, LEGS, FACE. He will never spare COINS, but as long as nothing comes up, won’t have to worry about LT tackling them and hurting their GUT.
Acanthosis Nigricans: what is it, associated with what?
These BLACKS get DARKER and they have that PUBIC HAIR. They need to stop eating WATERMELON and try not eating too much CHICKEN.
BCC: what is it, risk factors, presentation, histo, treatment
PPP; Also the PP, or peripheral palisades
Squamous Cell Carcinoma: what is it, risk factors, presentation, treatment, precurosr, developed version
Forensic Files: in Texas a lady who was getting poisoned was IMMUNE to CHRONIC ARSENIC. She had some mass on her lower lip. AK-47’s are given to kids, who join the Shooting Company Core, to make them Killers who drink their dead enemies blood out of CUPS.
What are melanocytes? Where do you get them from, and what are some other things about them?
Responsible for skin pigmentation and present in BASAL layer of epidermis;
derived from NEURAL CREST;
synthesize MELANIN in melanosomes using tyrosine as a precursor molecule;
pass MELANOSOMES to keratinocytes
Vitiligo is
localized loss of skin pigmentation due to AUTOIMMUNE destruction of MELANOCYTES
Albinism is what? What’s it due to? What can it involve and what are you at risk for?
An albino kid has those red eyes and they can be really pale!!! No melanin, mo problems (BCC, SCC, melanoma)
Freckle (Ephelis) is
a small, tan to brown macule that darkens when exposed to sunlight (increased number of melanosomes!!);
Jews = Melanosomes increase
Melasma is
a mask-like hyperpigmentation of the cheeks associated with PREGNANCY and ORAL CONTRACEPTIVES
Melissa has such colorful, rosy CHEEKS. Must be the BABY, but I thought she was on OC’s?
Nevus is what? What’s present at birth? What comes later? How is it characterized? What can arise?
My friend with the HAIRY mole owns a junkyard. Indeed, Junk Can Interest Delinquents (Dysplasia)
Melanoma: what is it, risk factors, ABCD, ____ growth phases, variants?
SAX, but also a DNS (AD); football: if you get too FAT, can still play football; if you get too TALL, you’re in trouble for playing
Impetigo: what is it, who does it affect, presentation?
Cellulitis: what is it, presentation, risk factors, and course of disease?
Staph scalded skin syndrome: what is it and what’s it due to? Histology?