- “Who wants to see a Civil War picture?”- (Sheldrake)
- “If we made it a girls’ softball team, put in a few numbers. Might make a cute musical.” (Sheldrake)
- “Audiences don’t know somebody sits down and writes a picture. They think the actors make it up as they go along.” (Joe)
- “It’s that old familiar story, you help a timid little soul across a crowded street. She turns out to be a multimillionaire and leaves you all her money.” (Betty)
- “Nobody important, really. Just a movie writer with a couple of “B” pictures to his credit. The poor dope. He always wanted a pool. Well, in the end he got himself a pool - only the price turned out to be a little high…” (Joe)
- “They must have photographed me a hundred times…Then they got a couple of pruning hooks from the garden and fished me out ever so gently. Funny how gentle people get with you once you’re dead.” (Joe)
- “ Even the newsreel guys came roaring in. Here was an item everybody could have some fun with, the heartless so-and-so’s. … those headlines would kill her: Forgotten Star a Slayer–Aging Actress–Yesterday’s Glamour Queen…” (Joe)
“Maybe they weren’t original enough. Maybe they were too original.” - Joe
“They beached me like a harpooned baby whale and started to check the damage, just for the record,” Joe