Who is bub?
Bub is bub.
Where is bub?
Bub is here.
Why is bub?
Bub just is.
Who is bub?
Bub is a mystery
How is bub?
Bub does well.
What is bub’s mind?
Bub’s mind is an inigma.
Why is bub cute?
He is a rogue science experiment gone wrong with a baby boy and a block of cuteonium.
Who can?
Toucan!
What makes bub tick?
His internal clock.
How much does bub love his mommy?
This much
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