Storytelling. Does this remind me of something?
Puns (wordplay)!
Ask Questions - asking dumb, rhetorical, over the top questions
CONFIDENCE. Speak confidentially! So what if I’m awkward? They are more focused on themselves rather than judging me anyway.
Exaggerate! Blow something small or trivial out of proportion
Fast! Think quickly! Windows are but a few seconds.
Observe. Speak about your surroundings.
References. Make references to pop-culture, in-jokes, etc!
Analogies! What does it remind me of? Compare it!
Self-Deprecation. Lightly make fun of my flaws, like anxieties and bad math.