ankyloproctia
a tight ass, ankylo=stiff
Pelosi suffers from terminal ankyloproctia.
acanthous
spiny
Never pick up the acanthous Crown of Thorns Starfish.
acarine
having to do with mites
German soldiers shaved their heads due to an acarine fear of the Russian troops.
acatour
a quartermaster or provisioner
The acatours of Operation Barbarossa had to use 600,000 horses in the frozen steppes where nothing mechanical would work.
puckish
mischievous or impish
The 4 year old girl gave her Dad a puckish look and then pulled the cat’s tail.
accidie
noun
AK sid dee
sloth, torpor
All of Phoenix was in a state of accidie when the mercury hit 112 degrees F.
accoucheuse
a midwife
Many young couples now prefer an accoucheuse to an Ob.
accoy
to soothe or pacify
With a new tooth erupting, no-one could accoy Clare-Bear.
divagate
to wander or stray
Sadly senile Biden divagated into his favorite ice cream in mid-debate.
lapidify
to turn into stone
Zeus lapidified Niobe into a weeping stone.
williwaw
a polar squall
Williwaws are life threatening to Alaskan Crabbers.
quiescent
motionless, inactive
The fawn lay quiescent in the high grass as her Mother baited the prowling panther away.
anteric
characterized by slighted love
Two very large, anteric Black women cat-fought in the Waffle House over a single promiscuous man.
peevish
adj easily irritated and put into a bad mood
Why Hamlet this peevish opposition?
accretion
gradual accumulation over time
Scrooge’s accretion of money eventually made him the wealthiest man in London.
accubation
reclining on a couch
All Roman Senators engaged in accubation when dining.
acculturation
the process of adapting to a different culture
Muslims refuse acculturation and do not belong here.
antithalian
one who disapproves of laughter
The antithalian Muhammed stressed smiling rather than laughing when amused. What a fun-sucker.
taradiddle
a fib or small lie
Told a taradiddle and said,”No it does not make your butt look big.”
aceldama uh SELL duhmah
a place of slaughter
Stalingrad will forever be an aceldama.
acerbate
to make worse
Never underestimate Joe’s ability to acerbate a situation.
ascription
to assign or label an attribute
It was an ironic ascription.
orerry
a model in a museum or planetarium showing the positions of the sun, the planets and their relation to one another
Her stunning beauty held all the suiters in her orerry.
aggrieved
wronged
With respect to Iran and how he was played by Netanyahu, Trump has every right to be aggrieved.