‘What do you do?’
“I do a lot of things…some good things, mainly bad things. But it depends who’s asking”
‘What do you do for work?’
“I sell cabbage to people on the street”
If right after your playful answer she’s like ‘no really what do you do??’
“Are you trying to find out if I’m rich? I mean, we’ve only just met and you’re already behaving like a gold digger…jeesh, you’re pretty full on.”
Or
“Are you trying to find out if I’m rich? You sound like you’re husband hunting”
If later on in conversation she asks you again what you do, give serious answer –>
“I’m an executive at my brother’s software company. But what I really love is traveling. I guess my work is funding my traveling addiction.”
DO NOT ASK HER _________
A: Age. If she asks you, then you can use the rude reply which in there you end up asking her for her age.
‘How old are you?’
“Ah age is just a number. It’s rude to ask people their age. I’m not gonna ask you how old you are…although I think you might be 19.”
She says she’s older than 19 by at least a few years
“Ahhh, you’ve got a baby face then”
‘Do you have a girlfriend?’
‘It’s complicated…’
Her: what do you mean?
‘Are you boyfriend hunting or something? Look we just met I’m not even ready to have this conversation. You’ve got to at least buy me dinner first’ [smirk]
‘Are you single?’
“Well, I’m not married if that’s what you’re asking”
‘What were you doing before you came up to me?’
“Well, I was __taking a walk__ and then you distracted me.”
What are you looking for? (online/over text)
“I’m looking to date, and with the right person, maybe further”
Where are you from?
“I’m from heaven, but I come down to ____(city) sometimes for my dentist appointments” :)
No I’m originally from Connecticut. Do you know where that is?
Yea the 4 seasons there is quite beautiful, especially the fall with the colors of the trees, the deep reds, mellow gold and orange leaves, and snow at Christmas time.
‘What do you like?’
“I like a lot of things. Love traveling, the shooting range, reading, various kinky activities, also a big fan of camping with friends in nature.”
Her: Kinky activities?
“Oh that’s the one you picked up on. You don’t care about camping, just kinky activities? You have a dirty mind”
